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When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester


i laughed way too hard at this

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so like. theory about magnolia arch

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id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

I feel better

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

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Fill In These Things About You
Name: teagan
Birthday: may 2! next friday!!!
Height: 4' 11"
Eye color: broooown
A random fact about you: i've been dubbed 'the muscle'
Favorite band: ALL TIME LOW
Favorite song: "you and i" ingrid michaelson uwu
Favorite food: b r e a d
Favorite season: spring!!
Favorite animal: DOGS
Favorite movie: idek
Anything you need to work on?: thinking more positively and not jumping to the worst possible scenario, worrying less
Who ended your last relationship?: them
Are you friends with your ex?: nah
Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: taller
Dark hair or light hair?: either
Smart or attractive?: both?
Is creativity attractive?: yeah!
Do you care how much money they have?: nah
Your last text: i asked chandler for drawing ideas
Last one i received: chandler wants me to draw us in scouting uniforms yeeeeeeee
The last thing you ate: hushpuppies
The last thing you drank: water
The last song you listened to: weightless, all time low
The last book you read: impulse, by hopkins.
A random childhood memory: i was like 8 and steve told me to close my eyes and hold out my hands and he put a puppy in my hand and i thought it was a 'fur real friend' and then it moVED and that's how i got my rowdy boy uwu
Your favorite color to wear: red!! uvu
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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

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"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"